Well, I had a solid half-hour before practice and decided to build a twitterbot.
(You can follow him at @trumpybot)
I had him set up on a crontab but then decided to make my own little menu system so I could cycle through the poorer generated tweets.
(Following this tutorial closely: http://jitp.commons.gc.cuny.edu/make-a-twitter-bot-in-python-iterative-code-examples/)
Essentially, the code takes 20 or so trump-isms, goes through some adjective and noun repositories on GitHub, and then creates a madlib with some random generation, spitting out interesting results.
From there, tweepy handles the rest. Doing this in Python made things really easy!
my tiny Python menu system, and the result: